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    My parent's generation: "Don't sit so close to the TV. You'll hurt your eyes." Now: #WWDC23

  • #VisioinPro killer app: "Make it look like my house is clean and it doesn't look like I have kids." Bonus for this being a FaceTime filter. #WWDC23

  • Customer: "My website doesn't look right." You in Support: "What browser are you using?" Customer: "Safari… in #VisionPro". You: 🤦‍♂️ #WWDC23

  • #VisionPro needs a "don't show my kids even if they come up to me" mode. #WWDC23

  • Number of people wearing eye glasses with #VisionPro: 0 Number of people wearing eye glasses watching the #WWDC keynote: Lots #WWDC23

  • Great, now in support when I ask customers for FTP I'm going to have to go through this. #WWDC23

  • FTP isn’t secure like SFTP. #WWDC23

  • FTP isn't secure like SFTP. #WWDC23

  • Number of times "Machine Learning" has been mentioned: 3+ Number of times "AI" has been mentioned: 0 #WWDC #WWDC23

  • Does the presentation effects work with ANY finger you hold up? 🤔 #WWDC23

  • Does the presentation effects work with ANY finger you hold up? 🤔 #WWDC23

  • Fix crappy #MacOS settings screen. Fix crappy #MacOS settings screen. Fix crappy #MacOS settings screen. Fix crappy #MacOS settings screen. Fix crappy #MacOS settings screen. Fix crappy #MacOS settings screen. Fix crappy #MacOS settings screen. …

  • Fix the crappy #MacOS settings screen.Fix the crappy #MacOS settings screen.Fix the crappy #MacOS settings screen.Fix the crappy #MacOS settings screen.Fix the crappy #MacOS settings screen.Fix the crappy #MacOS settings screen.Fix the crappy #MacOS settings screen. #WWDC23 🫰

  • #iPadOS = Pee break. #WWDC23

  • Time to buy an iPhone for my office desk. #StandBy. #WWDC23

  • I feel like the new Journal app and it's API could be useful for #wordpress #WWDC23

  • DUCKING. #WWDC23 #WWDC23 🦆

  • They are going through ALOT of iOS and iPhone stuff quickly. The #MacPro would have been it’s own VIDEO at least. Tells you what they are leaving room for. #WWDC23

  • DUCKING. #WWDC23 #WWDC23 🦆

  • They are going through ALOT of iOS and iPhone stuff quickly. The #MacPro would have been it's own VIDEO at least. Tells you what they are leaving room for. #WWDC23

  • Animated stickers will destroy an already messy hectic Bisset Family group chat in iMessage. RIP. #WWDC23 #WWDC

  • Animated stickers will destroy an already messy hectic Bisset Family group chat in iMessage. RIP. #WWDC23 #WWDC

  • Live VoiceMail is smart. My kids will abuse this though. THANKS KIDS. #WWDC23

  • Live VoiceMail is smart. My kids will abuse this though. THANKS KIDS. #WWDC23