Screw the features seen in #WWDC2016 keynote, you can remove the Stocks app now. Woot. support.apple.com/en-gb/HT204221

Swift Playgrounds is the 2016 version of Logo turtle. Already can tell my kids are going to enjoy this. #WWDC2016

Admitting not all the new iMessage features i’ll use for now, but i’ll also acknowledge not all these features are made for me. #WWDC2016

Working live w/ people in the same Note? Mini-Google docs? #WWDC2016

I’m going to have to bring my teenager to the next #WWDC2016 – get a feeling i’m going to need a translator. Get off my lawn.

Already telling my kid if she texts me with full screen effects, she’s grounded. #WWDC2016

Inventor of Emoji, a few years from now when asked to reflect: “”I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.” #WWDC2016

This is crack for emoji users. #WWDC2016

Hottub was mentioned and @chrislema is instantly in. #WWDC2016

Those joking that Apple is changing things, throwing away old things not working? That’s called progress. Google does it too. #WWDC2016

So redesign Apple Music after a year but iTunes dumpster first burn ever more brightly into the night. Got it. #WWDC2016

Memories feature in iOS will be great, but sadly my wife will now see that I have more WordCamp memories than family ones. #WWDC2016

3D touch allows you to take a status peak at a glance without getting into details. When is this coming out for marriages? #WWDC2016

“The biggest iOS release ever.” Take a drink. #WWDC2016

“Siri, please close all my tabs.” “I don’t think i can do that, Dave. No… seriously there are way too many.” #WWDC2016

“Siri show me all the dirty pictures my teenager has on the laptop.” #WWDC2016

Picture in Picture on macOS looks nice. #WWDC2016

“Apple Pay comes to the web.” WordPress ecommerce developers: “Another payment system? Just what we wanted!” #WWDC2016

Desktop files available on the iPhone. For those who just can’t get organized. #WWDC2016

Nice auto-unlock with the watch, but how about the iPhone? #WWDC2016

macOS is nice, but it sounds like a bit like a cereal. #WWDC2016

Batman mode! #WWDC2016

“Siri search YouTube for….” “THIS CONTENT HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT GROUNDS.” #WWDC2016

If this is supposed to be the Golden Gate bridge, then SF is much worse off then i heard. #WWDC2016

I do deep-breathing every day, right before I devourer my burrito. #WWDC2016