Widgets in notification center? Steve Jobs just rolled over in his grave. #WWDC

Extensibility addressed. I just clapped in an empty room. #WWDC

Gut says no new hardware announcements. But iOS8 and Mac OS X announcements might soften the blow. #WWDC

HealthKit can tell how much time that pizza will take off your life. #WWDC

They didn’t forget about Dre. #WWDC

So Samsung can talk down or make fun of iOS but when Apple does it it’s not good? Double standards? #WWDC

And the Android vs. iOS install base chart predictably comes up. #WWDC

You can see the “script book” on the desk with Craig. Shows you how rehearsed these things are. #WWDC

So basically Apple is saying “screw you” to Google Search *and* Google Voice now. Interesting. #WWDC

Get calls (with caller ID) on your Mac, use it as a speakerphone. Getting harder to avoid client calls on purpose now. #WWDC

Great. Handoff jokes. #WWDC

If you’re a Star Trek fan and having bad flashbacks to Star Trek V when reading about MAC OS X “Yosemite”, you’re not alone. #WWDC

Sign your signature right on your trackpad for PDFS? Nice. #WWDC

No more green felt in Game Center. Steve Jobs is turning in his grave, which is textured exactly like a grave. #WWDC

Remember when Mac Pro fans wanted a new one, no matter what it looked like? Be careful what you wish for. #WWDC

“Can’t innovate anymore, my ass.” — Phil Schiller #wwdc

I swear i’ve seen Craig’s twin brother in a shampoo commercial from the ’90s. #WWDC

Wake me up when Apple can block notifications only from my wife and mistress. Then i’ll be excited. #WWDC

Not even going to make the NSA and iCloud password joke. Way too easy. #WWDC

Kidding aside, seeing these low-level improvements in Mac OS makes me appreciate the attention in today’s mobile first world. #WWDC

UNFAIR. Someone tell Tim Cook that Windows 8 adaption rate will go faster when the start button gets back into Windows. #WWDC

Good news: iOS users now have Smart Cars. Bad news is: they are micro-machines. #WWDC

“We have more credit card information than anywhere on the Internet outside of the NSA” – Tim Cook #WWDC

For those who’s #WWDC live stream isn’t working in MAC OS X Safari: try switching to an iOS device. It’s working there for me.

Apple’s #WWDC live stream only working in Safari. This is the one time every year thousands are booting up the browser

I don’t care much about the look of iOS7. Or music radio. I just want my new Mac Pro. I am the .01%. #WWDC

So Mac Pros are either dying completely or there’s a new one coming around #WWDC? mactrast.com/2013/05/mac-pr…

@parislemon people who type slowly or who can’t use a script to fill out the #wwdc form information will be screwed in 2014.