“Siri, set a romantic dinner scene.” “Pizza Hut delivery confirmed. Rental of the movie Planet of the Apes confirmed.” #WWDC

“Apple now supports going to the fridge for Diet Dr. Pepper as a fitness achievement.” #WWDC

“This is how many Apple Watches you’ll need to buy before you’re considered hip again.” #WWDC

If Swift is so popular, surprised Samsung or Google haven’t created “Kanye”. #WWDC

“Reproductive monitoring” now in Apple’s Heath app. #WWDC

Split view confirmed. #WWDC

Have to admit the trackpad idea for iPad keyboard is nice. #WWDC

Flipboard: “Oh, crap.” #WWDC

If you saw this icon and thought about a WordPress theme, there’s nothing wrong with you. #WWDC

Translation: Apple Maps used heck of a lot more than Google Maps on iOS. #WWDC

“We renamed ‘Passbook’ to ‘Wallet’ because it made sense, and to piss off Google users.” #WWDC

83% of iOS users on the latest. Not bad. #WWDC

What’s Seth Green doing there? #WWDC

Oh, Apple. #WWDC

…and that’s how “Lube” trended on Twitter, kids. #WWDC

No U2 in #WWDC intro video that was full of celebs? Good sign.

#WWDC intro video done well. Has that “pre-ride video” feel from a Disney World ride.

Pictures now. Jokes later. #WWDC

PSA: #WWDC starting soon. Protip: Prepare “show me Apple TV”, “not innovating”, Mandarin Chinese livestream, & broadcast truck jokes now.

Apple developers after the #WWDC keynote.

It’s ok now, you can unmute. #WWDC keynote is over. Ha, just kidding. Just close Twitter for the rest of the day.

Analytics in about an hour: “What? No hardware?”. #WWDC

Client just called. “Can you write my WordPress plugin in Swift? I heard it’s the new great thing.” #WWDC

They named a programming language after Taylor Swift. Android needs to follow suit with “Kayne”. #WWDC

In case you wanted to know what a nerdgasm looks like. #WWDC

New programming language. Some Apple Developers are changing their pants. #WWDC

“…next up: Xcode” *crickets* #WWDC

So i guess Apple has been listening to @Ihnatko and @siracusa podcasts a little maybe? #WWDC