“Speaker mentioned WordPress at @phpnw in 2014 and the whole room just laughed.” @miss_jwo #wceu

“Mocking of Drupal, PHP, or any tech by WordPress folks is like my parents fighting.” @miss_jwo #wceu

“I rarely saw any WordPress developers or WordPress people at PHP conferences.” @miss_jwo #wceu

“@photomatt has announced a dedicated blog for his hair.” And there was much rejoicing. #wceu

“@photomatt, would you like to introduce the hair?” IT JUST GOT REAL. #wceu

“WordPress will get to next 24% by thinking about the experience of users – mobile and beyond.” @photomatt #wceu

“Most eye-opening thing (and painful) thing for someone on mobile to try out your WP theme/plugin.” @photomatt #wceu

“Developers: login into wp-admin on a mobile device & try it and your plugins. See what bugs you.” @photomatt #wceu

“The WordPress theme business will continue to grow, but it’s a ever-increasing tougher market.” @photomatt #wceu

New rule for #wceu @photomatt questions: must be under 30 seconds and be GPL compatible.

“WordPress needs to work better on touch devices.” @photomatt #wceu

“As technology evolves, what it means to democratize publishing will evolve. WP will evolve as it grows in marketshare.” @photomatt #wceu

“I think the Customizer will do a better job then the Wix or Squarespaces of the world.” @photomatt #wceu

“One thing we need to do a better job of making sure the Customizer interface scales up/down”. @photomatt #wceu

WordPress Customizer mentioned at #wceu. Take two drinks.

“Check out Babble if you’re interested in multilingual WordPress.” github.com/Automattic/bab… @photomatt #wceu

“PHP team’s definition of ‘end of life’ doesn’t really align with WordPress’s view of ‘end of life’.” @photomatt #wceu

“This might be the year PHP 5.2 goes away. That isn’t an announcement though!” @photomatt #wceu

“If we make a decision that effects 5% of the WordPress userbase, that’s 1% of the web.” @photomatt #wceu

“People wrongly think WordPress can drive the PHP version adoption rate.” @photomatt #wceu

Minimum PHP versions mentioned at #wceu. Take a drink.

“Security is fundamentally about education. WordPress can be 100% secure but 1 plugin out of 100k can create big problems.” @photomatt #wceu

.@photomatt announces @nikolayb is the “Security Czar” for wordpress.org #wceu

“HHVM and PHP 7 are going to make WordPress significantly faster for everyone.” @photomatt #wceu

“Drupal is the closest match (CMS wise) to WordPress in terms of features and it’s community.” @photomatt #wceu

“We are starting to see a struggle with closed WordPress theme directories regarding quality & GPL.” @photomatt #wceu

Themeforest mentioned at #wceu. Take a drink.

“It would be amazing to open up the .org themes & plugins area for non-English users to have a native experience.” @photomatt #wceu

“Every successful product or business in the world usually has a string of failures behind it.” @photomatt #wceu

.@photomatt jokes “Sometimes wish we called wordpress.com/.org something different.” #wceu