He just saw the Nationwide commercial. #SuperBowlXLIX

Pretty much all iPhones – same previous years – in the players hands during the “trophy walk”. #SuperBowlXLIX

Brillant. #SuperBowlXLIX

That might have been the most depressing moment of #SuperBowlXLIX and that’s saying something.

THANK YOU BUFFALO WILD WINGS. #SuperBowlXLIX

Back To The Future got it right. #SuperBowlXLIX

3 point difference in #SuperBowlXLIX in the fourth quarter. Someone get Buffalo Wild Wings on the line.

function nationwide() { die(); } #SuperBowlXLIX

“Toenail fungus… could kill you. In theory.” – Nationwide #SuperBowlXLIX

You know the football is getting good when the tweets on the plays outweigh the commercials, even briefly. #SuperBowlXLIX

Did we just see the preview of Taken 4? #SuperBowlXLIX

Sadly, every #SuperBowlXLIX commercial that starts w/ a dad and his child has me asking “is the kid dead already?”. Thanks @Nationwide.

Four men. One unused Microsoft Surface. #SuperBowlXLIX

That @nationwide commercial just made me manually backup my kid’s websites. #SuperBowlXLIX

If @Squarespace can get Jeff Bridges, then @WordPress should grab Bill Murray. #SuperBowlXLIX

NBC: “Stay tuned for the Halftime report where we’ll review what each team will need to do in the 2nd half”. Uh, win? #SuperBowlXLIX

Admit it. When that Viagra pill fell into the Fiat gas tank, you were expected it to grow into a DIFFERENT shape. #SuperBowlXLIX

Why do half the people ordering from McDonalds in that ad look embarrassed to be there. #SuperBowlXLIX

After Nissan and Nationwide, a commercial from the Depression Hotline seems like a logical next move. #SuperBowlXLIX

So let’s review: Nissan made me glad to be a parent. Nationwide made me fear it. #SuperBowlXLIX

So the only thing Fast and Furious HASN’T done with a car has crashed into the IIS in space right? #SuperBowlXLIX

Breaking news: @wpengine and @SiteGround to offer spilling Coca Cola in their hosting plans later in 2015. #SuperBowlXLIX

Coding CSS in my WordPress theme during #SuperBowlXLIX. table { background-color: green; width: 100yrds; }

That slow version of Pretenders “500 miles” song was worthy of a wedding reception or the final episode of a CW tv series. #SuperBowlXLIX

Update: Those participating in the #SuperBowlXLIX “drink when you heard a deflated ball joke” game have died of alcohol poisoning.

How successful #SuperBowlXLIX is will be determined by how many parody twitter accounts are created in the next few fours.

Can’t decide who to root for in #SuperBowlXLIX, so i’m cheering on for those who are the most unpopular. So it’s the refs… or GoDaddy.