superbowl

  • Time to quickly upgrade your car insurance Philly. #SuperBowl

  • #Eagles fans right now. #SuperBowl

  • That #CloverfieldParadox movie looks like it’s being released right after the #SuperBowl. Bold move @netflix!

  • #Eagles fans right now. #SuperBowl

  • I don’t think I can watch Dirty Dancing again. #SuperBowl

  • This half time show needed more Left Shark. #SuperBowl

  • Can’t decide if Justin Timberlake’s outfit makes me want to buy chili or salsa more. #SuperBowl

  • It’s half time. Still time to get your anti-#SuperBowl tweets and “let people enjoy things” tweets in folks.

  • That #Eagles play for a touchdown has inspired me to take bigger risks. Tomorrow I’m investing in Bitcoin. #SuperBowl

  • Took a look at my kid’s shirts right now and sadly I’m not in a #TideAd right now. #SuperBowl

  • Patriots are missing field goals like I miss deadlines on my personal projects. #SuperBowl

  • To whoever is making wishes with the Monkey’s Paw, stop it. #2016 #2017 #SuperBowl

  • I feel for Atlanta right now. Falcons fans in my twitter stream summed up: #SuperBowl

  • World Series was still better. And i’m not even a sports fan. #SuperBowl

  • On the bright side if you have any bad news to report on Twitter, now’s an EXCELLANT time. #SuperBowl

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  • Faking your death to get away from a freelance client? #SuperBowl

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  • Falcons fan watching (update)… #SuperBowl

  • Falcons fans watching… #SuperBowl

  • English #SuperBowl livestream is down. Switched to Spanish. All I can understand is “Brady” and “muy mal” and “incompleto”.

  • Going strictly by their logos, my kids think an old American is playing the Romulan Star Empire. #SuperBowl

  • Turned on #SuperBowl in time to see #Falcons intercept.

  • That play was a clearly metaphor for _______ in my life. #SuperBowl

  • Great. #SuperBowl starting, watching online but can’t find it among the 76 tabs I have open in my browser.

  • It’s fair to say this reflects a lifestyle, but my inbox today has been flooded with #SuperBowl specials from pizza companies.

  • Remember: if you aren’t proudly bragging or slyly implying you aren’t watching the #SuperBowl you aren’t doing it right.

  • .@GoDaddy should make a #SuperBowl commercial, scrap it, then make a last-minute real one more often. #SuperBowlXLIX

  • The #SuperBowl live stream seems so fast. It’s 6:45pm EST and they are almost done with the Star Spangled Banner.

  • Waiting for someone to Photoshop the Broncos logo into something more like My Little Pony. #SuperBowl