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    Customer: "Our #programming intern assures us that the code they wrote will handle the server load and traffic." 🤔 #webdev #memes

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    In #programming when you rather code around legacy code instead of deleting, replacing, or touching it. #webdev #memes

  • Interesting: #PHP Sandbox that tests and compares your PHP code on 400+ PHP versions with an online editor. #programming

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    "You shouldn't care how your code works as long as it works." 🤔 #programming #coding

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    #Programming languages' logos in #ASCII art. https://onefetch.dev/

  • “Is Uncertainty the Toxic Friend in the Relationship of Software Development?” #development #programming Via @tommcfarlin https://tommcfarlin.com/the-relationship-of-software-development/

  • Untitled post 59041

    Friend: "I'm done with this #programming project but feel like it's missing a little bit of critical code." Me: 🤔 #webdev #memes

  • If you've ever played "Lemonade Stand" on an Apple ][ – and maybe are into #programming – this might be for you: https://possiblywrong.wordpress.com/2024/03/12/lemonade-stand/ #Apple

  • Untitled post 59001

    "Ever seen a function in code that is named for the very thing that it DOESN'T DO?" 🤔 #programming #webdev #coding #memes

  • JSON Canvas is "an open file format for infinite canvas data". #json #canvas #programming #webdev https://jsoncanvas.org/ "Infinite canvas tools are a way to view and organize information spatially, like a digital whiteboard."

  • Why I 🧡 the web: Some created #JavaScript that turns any web page into a bricks breakout game. https://github.com/canalun/brick-break-anywhere #programming

  • How to undo a #git push. #webdev #programming https://dev.to/sankeeth/how-to-undo-a-git-push-7m6

  • Bookmarkable: The Modern #JavaScript Tutorial https://javascript.info #programming #webdev

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    Developer: "Every time I forget to test my code today i'll write myself a Post-It note to remind me." Me: 🤔 #programming #memes

  • Falsehoods Junior Developers believe about becoming Senior #programming #development #webdev https://vadimkravcenko.com/shorts/falsehoods-junior-developers-believe-about-becoming-senior/

  • Untitled post 58902

    My kidnappers returning me back after listening to me talk about #RSS for over two hours. #programming #memes

  • Untitled post 58893

    Heat.js is a "lightweight #JavaScript library that generates customizable heat maps, #charts, and statistics to visualize date-based activity and trends." #programming https://github.com/williamtroup/Heat.js

  • Untitled post 58888

    When you see a comment in the code and afraid to ask it's backstory. #programming #coding #memes

  • Reading: "Falsehoods Junior #Developers believe about becoming Senior" #programming #webdev https://vadimkravcenko.com/shorts/falsehoods-junior-developers-believe-about-becoming-senior/

  • Union, intersection, difference, and more are coming to #JavaScript Sets https://www.sonarsource.com/blog/union-intersection-difference-javascript-sets/ #programming

  • Untitled post 58833

    Client: "We hired someone cheap who left us suddenly but project is practically done (we think). Looking for you to finish the infrastructure, push live, and commit to maintaining it." 🤔 #programming #coding

  • Falsehoods #programmers believe about time zones #webdev #programming https://www.zainrizvi.io/blog/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-time-zones/ via Zain Rizvi

  • Untitled post 58812

    Client: "We added some #accessibility for our site just to say we had something. I'm sure it's good enough." #webdev #programming 🤔

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    Brilliant. Why I 🧡 the #web. "Worst way to share your code". https://code.xxut.ru/ #coding #programming

  • Untitled post 58808

    When you stumble on bananas code and a code comment that begs additional questions. 🤔 #webdev #memes #programming

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    Someone made an alignment chart for a #developer naming variables and I love it. #programming #memes #coding

  • TIOBE Index for January 2024 "Compared to January 2023, #JavaScript climbed to 6th, #PHP to 7th, and C# remains 5th." #programming #coding https://www.tiobe.com/tiobe-index/

  • Manager: "Don't spend time writing #documentation. Users can figure this out on their own." #programming #memes Me: 🤔

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    Friend: "What are your top ten #programming or #webdev books?" Me: 🤔

  • When you learn how low the proposed salary is for the #programming or #webdev job you are interviewing for.