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  • Trying to figure out the best way to go through server log files over 100MB. So far I found this: https://github.com/variar/klogg I'm using a Mac, if that helps. Even text editors i've used in the past (VS Code and even more basic ones) will slow at a certain point. #webdev #programming

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    "Follow the simple tutorial and i'm sure you can get our code to work for you." #TryingOtherCompaniesCode #programming#webdev #memes

  • "#Programmers Should Never Trust Anyone, Not Even Themselves" #coding #programming #webdev https://carbon-steel.github.io/jekyll/update/2024/06/19/abstractions.html

  • "A Bunch of #Programming Advice I’d Give To Myself 15 Years Ago" https://mbuffett.com/posts/programming-advice-younger-self/ "It’s really easy to write terrible #code. But it’s also really easy to write code that follows absolutely every best practice, with 100% test coverage, and has been fuzz-tested and mutation-tested for good measure – your startup will just run out of…

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    When you look at code and it's bug that were written last year and ask who wrote it… and this is what Github tells you. #programming #memes #webdev

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    Ever see something at a grocery store that makes you think about #code comments? #programming #webdev #memes

  • "notebooks are McDonalds of code" https://yobibyte.github.io/notebooks.html #programming #coding #webdev

  • "People act like writing #code is the hard part of software. It is not. It never has been, it never will be." "Writing code is the easiest part of #software #engineering, and it’s getting easier by the day. The hard parts are what you do with that code—operating it, understanding it, extending it, and governing…

  • "Managing My Motivation, as a Solo Dev": – Convert external sources to motivation– Leave tasks unfinished– Address the pain, instead of pushing through– Update my users #webdev #developer #programming https://mbuffett.com/posts/maintaining-motivation/

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    When you add a small detail to a #code project because you a completist #developer. #programming #memes

  • "Clever code is probably the worst code you could write… and clear, readable code is probably the hardest #code to write." https://read.engineerscodex.com/p/clever-code-is-probably-the-worst #programming #coding

  • A long list of (advanced) #JavaScript questions, and their explanation (created in 2019). #Programming https://github.com/lydiahallie/javascript-questions

  • OH: "What's the difference between a light bulb and a #programmer? A light bulb stops working when it burns out." #programming #webdev #burnout

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    "My debugger crashed just now." 🤔 #programming #webdev #memes

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    "What do you think a junior developer reviewing code with two senior #developers looks like?" 🤔 #programming #memes

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    Starting work on someone's legacy codebase realizing with TERROR it's not built with the framework you expected. #webdev #programming #memes #JavaScript

  • Happy Anniversary to BASIC. Turns 60. 🎉 https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/the-basic-programming-language-turns-60/ I believe my first #programming language (if you don't count LOGO) was Apple Basic. #history

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    Client: "We would like to keep adding to this #programming project and have the final product not look right as a result." 🤔 #freelancing #memes

  • New #PHP bumper sticker: $_GET["rich"] OR die("trying"); #programming #memes

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    "Man, how can you smile when you go through code reviews?" 🤔 #programming #webdev #memes

  • Developers you cannot complain about debugging your code unless you work at NASA. New rule. #programming #webdev https://mastodon.social/@jimray/112316533559894202

  • I remember people's jaws dropping when they saw Devin – the "#AI That Was Going To Replace #Developers". Reminder to never be too quick to believe something that still even with AI seems too good to be true. And i'm sure this will be pointed as an example of "bad thing". And probably should be,…

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    Friend: "I want to touch grass but I have to finish this #programming project today." Me: 🤔 #memes

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    Hey #webdev and #developers community, what's your main setup? #programming #screens

  • All #JavaScript conference talks (+300) from 2023 ordered by the number of views https://techtalksweekly.substack.com/p/ttw-extra-3-all-javascript-conference #programming #videos

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    Customer: "Our #programming intern assures us that the code they wrote will handle the server load and traffic." 🤔 #webdev #memes

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    In #programming when you rather code around legacy code instead of deleting, replacing, or touching it. #webdev #memes

  • Interesting: #PHP Sandbox that tests and compares your PHP code on 400+ PHP versions with an online editor. #programming

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    "You shouldn't care how your code works as long as it works." 🤔 #programming #coding

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    #Programming languages' logos in #ASCII art. https://onefetch.dev/