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    Real* screenshot from the US Department of Defense. #blogging #whoops #testing https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/4000004/test/ * = I know I post #memes, but this one is real though can't imagine this will be up forever.

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    "What's the worst password incorrect dialog box?" 🤔 #webDev #security #UI #memes

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    "Everywhere I look I'm reminded of my dwindling code commits in #Github." 🤔 #webdev #programming #memes

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    Designer: "Let's put the login button next to a delete button (that doesn't confirm)". 🤔 #webDev #UI #UX #memes

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    Hey #developers – be careful when you build automatic opt-out features, that's all i'm saying. #webDev #iOS #memes

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    “What’s your #SpotifyWrapped look like?” 🤔 #memes #startrek

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    Monday: "I'm sure given this week I'll be able to fix the bug cleanly, effectively, and professionally." Friday: #webdev #programming #memes

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    My reaction why my kid asked if i considered myself old and do I remember things called "iPods". #memes #GetOffMyLawn

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    Some #developers: "No need to write #documentation. It's obvious to customers how to use it." 🤔 #memes

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    When it's ugly piece of #code but it fits well into your application. #cybertruck #memes #programming #webDev

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    I'll be honest. i'm probably not the greatest husband when it comes to understanding my wife. I would lie if sometimes as a #programmer i didn't read her like this. #memes

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    When you're #programming and you discover you misspelled a variable… ….and instead of fixing you just add a appropriate comment to make it look like you meant it. #webDev #memes

  • Someone did a website where you can lean HTTP status codes – #GoldenGirls style. Chef's kiss. www.goldengirls.codes #tech #webdev #memes

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    When you leave debugging on in production. #webdev #programming #memes

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    This other social network has made #Mastodon is such a enigma. And not talking about Twitter. "Hoping Mastodon will get it's great migration too.""Hoping Mastodon stays small / underdog." …shouted simultaneously out of the same mouths. Proud to make my home here but it's odd.. maybe some of this noise is performative? Reminds me of…

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    Maybe #Bluesky isn't so great after all. I told it to make me a "Starter Pack". It apparently took one look at my profile, jokes, what i looked like… and it came up with this. #memes

  • 🚽 "Don’t sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn." Those who #code have now lost one of their most sacred debugging spaces. https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/12/health/phones-on-toilet-wellness/index.html #memes

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    Boss: "We don't need to spend time on #documentation. It's obvious how to use our software." 🤔 #webdev #memes

  • I think for #mastodon it would be “Your next task is to not mention those mentioning how dark it is…” #daylightsavingtime #memes https://mastodon.social/@Some_Emo_Chick/113419578854356942

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    #Developer Friend: "I imagine my code from last week as a boring old 2-door car. What's your old code look like?" Me: 🤔 #webdev #memes #programming

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    When you are a #developer but are using the "free but very old that all still technically work" #programming tools. #webdev #memes

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    My IDE on Monday showing me the errors in the #code I wrote on Friday before I rushed off into the weekend. #webdev #memes #programming

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    .road { margin-left: -50%;} #memes #CSS

  • Great #quote I heard this morning. Context the #memes mentioned below are more of the viral mistruths and angry mob thoughts. "Memes are ideas and they compete for space in your brain. Their competition is not based on true they are. Their competition is not based on how good for you they are. It's based…

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    As a #developer sometimes you'll see #code comments like this. Often, you'll be the one writing it. #webdev #memes #programming

  • Why I 🧡 the web: Someone built "the most over-engineered Deal With It emoji generator". #memes https://emoji.build/deal-with-it-generator/

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    "Always try to be aware of you are advertising." 🤔 #memes #coffee #poop

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    Me: "I'm seeing a lot of warnings in my branches." Friend, not into #programming: 🤔 #memes #webdev

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    Friend of mine yesterday: "I finally figured out timezones in #programming." Today: #PHP #coding #webdev #memes

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    Friend: "Did you see the #CSS redesign of our site on mobile?" Me: 🤔 #webdev #memes