BREAKING NEWS: The fired Superdome worker who tripped over the cord and caused the #blackout, now hired by SF. #superbowl

SF coach OH: “Ok, the #blackout trick didn’t work. Let’s try greasing our players. Then it’s the Statue of Liberty play.” #superbowl

Well @Scobleizer if @twitter didn’t hit a billion tweets today because of the #superbowl alone, the #blackout just made it happen.

And already twitter parody accounts are created. Remember when building fake websites within hours was hip? #superbowl #blackout

See people? This is what happens when you don’t keep WordPress up-to-date. Upgrade to 3.5.1 or this will happen to you. #superbowl #blackout