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  • First exclusive app released for $10k Apple Watch Edition. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Today’s new MacBook is actually pictured here, you just can’t see it. #AppleWatchEvent

  • If you think $10k is too much for that Edition watch, stick with paying $8 for a cup of coffee. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Not shown: Customer’s leg handcuffed to table. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Aluminum. Steel. Do a video on cardboard next please! #AppleWatchEvent

  • This is how they made the T-1000 terminator, right? #AppleWatchEvent

  • Ever signed your name w/ a finger on an iPhone when paying with Square? Think that but worse when drawing on Apple Watch. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Uber needs to make it so you can request a ride by saying “K.I.T.T.” #AppleWatchEvent

  • Everytime he says “Hey Siri” my iPhone goes nuts. My Mac and iPhone are literally talking with each other. #AppleWatchEvent

  • A weekly blog on Apple.com. If you were wondering if it was powered by WordPress, you’re a kindred spirit. #AppleWatchEvent

  • I can see it: having the “talk” w/ my daughters about not accepting heartbeats on #AppleWatch from people they don’t know. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Woman finally makes it to the Apple stage. #AppleWatchEvent

  • “Apple’s focused on health and fitness. The longer you live, the longer you can buy Apple products.” #AppleWatchEvent

  • “Apple Watch reminds you when you’ve been sitting too long.” Web developers will be shutting off that feature first. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Apple Watch has “glances” that show how much is left in your bank account and how many Apple products you own – Tim Cook #AppleWatchEvent

  • “What you wear is an expression of who you are.” – Tim Cook I’m wearing a WordPress T-Shirt with pancake crumbs. #AppleWatchEvent

  • USB-C connector doesn’t travel Romulans, travel forward in time to meet USB-D to change history. #StarTrekTNGJoke #AppleWatchEvent

  • Dat ESC key. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Johnny Ive doesn’t even appear in the video anymore. He’s transcended. #AppleWatchEvent

  • USB-C on new MacBook. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Apple crams battery into MacBooks like my kids crams peanut butter cups into her mouth. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Client: “My website must support Force Click! Please do this by tomorrow.” (sound of web developer sobbing). #AppleWatchEvent

  • Great. The trackpad is only for Jedis. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Apple users get manicures. #AppleWatchEvent

  • It’s official. Your poop can now be heavier than the new Apple MacBook. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Somebody is happy about the new gold MacBook. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Now you can grab a Coke at a vending machine w/ Apple Pay, then log your data in the diabetics app with ResourceKit. #AppleWatchEvent

  • So Apple’s Watch event started with China, Apple TV, and Game of Thrones. Nobody saw that coming. #AppleWatchEvent

  • Hope the #AppleWatchEvent stream doesn’t time out.