Wow. Livestream and Apple TV stream are down. And apple.com is down? #AppleLive

Seeing this on #AppleLive lifestream. Apple trolling level 1000.

#AppleLive about to start. My current iPhone JUST died. Just displays Apple logo and “$$$” symbol. Damn Apple, you’re good.

Two songs on #AppleLive event stream means two iPhones people. Confirmed.

Waiting for the inevitable photo of a long line to the men’s restrooms and no line for the women. #AppleLive

My 5yr old daughter doesn’t understand #AppleLive – she keeps asking if My Little Pony is releasing another AppleJack.

Interesting fact: all celebrities are required to reset their iCloud passwords before entering the #AppleLive building.

Just saw young guys at CVS buying Depends underwear. They saw my stare and responded: “We’re watching the #AppleLive event.”

@film_girl any estimates yet on the billions lost in productivity due to todays #AppleLive event?