Like the 70s look. #AppleEvent

Really? A “Webster defines services as…” intro Tim Apple? #AppleEvent

I’m not a iPad Pro buyer. But for a device this thin, 60+ frames per second on a device that matches an Xbox One S… 👍🏻 Hope this tackles down to $300 iPads in the next generation. #AppleEvent

Crap, I guess @marcoarment isn’t eating his hat. Thanks Adobe. #AppleEvent

Apple users seeing the magnetic Apple Pencil, snap and auto-charge feature. #AppleEvent

This font hurts my 👀. #AppleEvent

Solid tech upgrades for Macs that needed it the most. Tempted to trade in my Pro for a new MacBook Air and Mini. #AppleEvent

Theory: #AppleEvent first introduced the Apple Watch and it’s health and heart monitoring features, to prepare you for paying iPhone prices.

My wife said she wants me to talk to others about my kids like Apple talks about their phones at #AppleEvent.

As a paranoid individual after reading about AI, this slide somehow scares me. #AppleEvent

The photo talk during #AppleEvent bores me, but this “change of field on the fly after you take the photo” is a win. Can’t even make a joke about it.

“Wow. This Homecourt app will help me, a person who can’t throw paper in a wastebasket, become the next NBA star.” Narrator: “No, it wouldn’t.” #AppleEvent

“The team tested the iPhone in many different liquids.” Didn’t say urine, so the jury is still out if you can drop it in the 🚽 #AppleEvent

I honestly poked fun at the Apple Watch when it first came out. Don’t need another device, more money to spend. But it has matured and as a medical device this might be something i’m going to go for. Sidenote: Wife hid my wallet today. #AppleEvent

When Tim says “We made a video…” …translates into “Live streamers you have a 2 minute bathroom break.” #AppleEvent

Apple Watch is the first ECG product that’s available over the counter to consumers, something you can share with a doctor. Ok, that’s cool. #AppleEvent

Me with new Apple Watch: “Siri, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” Siri: I’ve searched on the internet for “fallen and can’t get up”. #AppleEvent

Apple Watch will now be able to be able to detect when you fall or faint after seeing the new price for the Apple Watch. #AppleEvent

I shall be now known as VaporFace. #AppleEvent

Tough decision which one to get. iPhone INXS iPhone BLT iPhone MadMaX #AppleEvent (Obligatory comment on the leaked but probably real iPhone names).

Loving the new products and information coming from the #AppleEvent right now. Oh wait, it’s @9to5mac reporting on leaks. Carry on.

Right on schedule Samsung owners confirm they’re sticking w/ Samsung today. It’s fine I guess, but strange public confirmation. #AppleEvent

I love how people who accepted no PHP 6 and Windows 9 suddenly lost their religion over no iPhone 9. Stay strong my friends. #AppleEvent

FaceID is supposed to recognize my face then respond to my commands. I’ve been waiting for my kids to do this for 8 years. #AppleEvent

Past year: “Just give us an updated MacBook!” Today: “Really Apple? You couldn’t do better?” Tomorrow: “Buying a new Macbook!” #appleevent